Alan Jones

The biggest idiot in Australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in Australia. Apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.

Person 1. Did you hear about Alan Jones insulting the Prime Minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.

Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States

by President Awesome October 7, 2012

Alana

the name means that she is beautiful, but she can also be a slut. her butt is probably really nice.

Alana Soares, Alana Hamilton, Alana Blanchard

by dirka_Dirka_dirka November 11, 2010

Alan

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Alan cares about you even when it seems nobody else does. They tend to be silly and joke around. They never want you to be sad, and always will do all they can to make you smile. They care about you and are aware of your emotions and feelings. Definitely boyfriend material.

I love Alan. He’s my favorite person in the world.

by Bibleman234 July 10, 2021

Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018

Alan

a really super fantastic guy.
not much I can say about him because he's just so amazing,
My Alan is amazing

Look there's my boyfriend!
Omg he's THE Alan?
Yes!!

by Mel<3'sHerAlan July 18, 2009

Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

Alan the Karate Kid

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.

Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord

by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013