i am not the one

A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.
Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.
by Ekeoutmyisis March 12, 2016
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I am the walrus

by Ollie B. December 25, 2008
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I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!

A phrase used to win an argument. After said phrase is spoken, proceed to punch the opposing person in the stomach. The phrase was first coined in internet personality Linkara's review of the god-awful DC Elseworlds story "Superman: At Earth's End," when Superman (looking an awful lot like Santa Claus) shouts the phrase at chicken-headed android Ben Boxer, and then proceeds to punch Boxer's guts out.
(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)

And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by OldeSchool November 23, 2010
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3 am challenge

You have to have viewer that are 5 or younger. Put something in that’s “scary
Make your voice annoying
Edit sounds into the video
Spinning fidget spinner at 3 am challenge (gone wrong) (bloody) (we broke up)
by Shrekbox420 January 11, 2019
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I AM ERROR

The old guy from Zelda II who lives in a gigantic house (which looks small from the outside) in Ruto.

He is totally useless (only one hint later) and keeps saying " I AM ERROR".

No one knows what this means or why he says that.
Maybe it's his name, Error.
"I AM ERROR" ~ Error in Zelda II
by Bari April 21, 2005
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am i late

Something a weird kid comments on a post at 1 am 2 weeks after the original post date while stalking a girls instagram page.
Person 1: "then he said am i late in the comments at 1 am"
Person 2: "What a weirdo"
Person 1: "and it was two weeks after too!!!"
by TAsteTheRAinbOOw October 10, 2020
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I am in a pickle

If you are in a pickle, you are in a difficult position, or have a problem to which no easy answer can be found.
I am in a pickle, my history paper is due tomorrow and I haven't even started.
by DictionaryWifi February 20, 2019
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