Alondra

If you ever meet a friend whos name is alondra you should be very thankful you have her in your life. At first when you meet her she has that look thats intimidating and looks like she will hate you but don't get scared just talk to her and be yourself and she wil open up to you and she is the biggest goofball you will ever meet. She has a big heart, she's generous, kind, loyal , shes not a fake friend, will stand up for you, and when your down she will be there to comfort you, shes very smart, and she will be the sunshine of your life. At first when you meet her you think she's just going to be when of your friends who you dont talk a lot but as you guys talk each day she becomes like your bestfriend who you enjoy talking to a lot and will make you laugh. And if shes every angry at you try to understand her point of view because shes always right and is watching out for you. Anyway im leaving im gonna go eat a hamburger and watch sponebob

Alondra is a pretty person even though she says shes not

by letty0911 December 5, 2020

Alane malibu swaaanaa

"Alane malibu swaaanaa" is a phrase expressing multiple joy. It is used among Munich students while greeting each other pridefully after having sex.

"Alane malibu swaaanaa! I just banged Nadja and gave her my boysahne on her tellernippel!" — “Alane malibu swaaanaa my dear, I fucked her this morning too! She drank my nierenjuice and then my saftsack!"

by gollomosh September 10, 2023

alondra and erik

Best couple they are perfect together and if you are one of them never let em go they are the one for you they will most likely have kids and the future and have a family. Alondrik <3

Alondra and erik the best couple ever

by Bob john 69 December 24, 2016

AlonGoneWild

A hood rat player of Maplestory.

-Probably the most hideous guy on maple you'll ever meet.
-The guy most hated in Windia (Because of his Hood rat status)

- He has AIDS. Sorry Hene hoes!
- He is very visually disturbing, and players avoid to look in his direction. (He's trying to be a horse with fat lips wtf?)
- and yes, He does shoot up heroin.

Player A: Watch out it's a hood rat!
Player B: Quick CC to a even channel!
Player A: SHIT he's on our channel!
Player B: Quick cash shop NOW!

Dor: Why is he proud to be a hood rat?
AlonGoneWild: iLikeHeroin. Hood RAT FTW!

by CleanUpWindia November 3, 2010

Alonna

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it

"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"

by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019

Alona

An Alona is the greatest being alive. She treasures her friends and seems to know everyone. Beware though, if you anger an Alona, her revenge will be swift and merciless. She likes kids shows such as Sailor Moon, and is very huggable. If you become friends with an Alona, you've made a friend for life.

Man, that short girl with the boobs looks so huggable! She's totally an Alona.

by FreddyBenfreibson August 27, 2013

ALONDRA

Alondra is the most lovable, gorgeous woman you'll ever know. Always knows what to say. She's there for you, very talkative. Has a big booty nice chubby bod. Also she can be very weird but that's the best part of it. Has nice long curly hair and very soft skin. She's everything you can ask for. She is a queen/ mi Reina

Have you seen Alondra she is so caring and just warms me inside always knowing what to do and say!

by Izzyizzydizzy August 3, 2019