Micah Allen

A real man with a huge thick long beautiful cock, that likes penetrating old rich businessmen.

Bob: "I would like to order a micah allen for the night."
Pimp:" I will send my biggest man sir for $1000."

by vsgshsnns February 6, 2018

allening

the act of wanting to blow a load on any girl with glasses face.

oh man, look at those glasses i just want to allen all over them!

yeah im just going to be allening that girl all night.

by Dr.Shazoo February 19, 2010

allen

The sexiest mammal alive, known to like world history. A little creepy, and always looks like he's keeping a secret inside. Has a brother who lives in South Africa probably. Probably has overextension in his hands. Actually incredibly scary. Scares lots of kids

ME: Look guys Allen just showed up
Everyone else: *leaves*

by graasdsdycn macrdgattehyf November 15, 2017

Tim Allen

Not only the actor in Home Improvement, but he voice acts Buzz Lightyear...to infinity, and beyond!!!

Tim Allen pwns your freaking ass!

by Home Improvement January 30, 2005

Aaron Allen

Aaron Allen was an american musician, born sometime in the 1987 era. His amazing electric guitar skills were a great contrabution to the band "Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe" (his most notable). After a brief arguement with Lowe, Allen quit the band where he later became a heroin addict. He went to rehab for 4 months and later came out with an acoustic project known as "Banana Rambler". With over 5 CD sales from this, he easily slid into the #2 spot on the VH1 Top 20 countdown for his song "Bumble Bee Symphony". Once realizing his skills, Cool Band requested his return to the band. Allen said he would only rejoin if Rob Lowe were to quit his acting career. Obviously, Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe is back and currently working on their first album "Nickels and Dimes and 2 Dollar Bills". It is expected to never be released.

I seriously cannot think of one example for Aaron Allen...

by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

Lily Allen

An English pop artist with an accent and an outspoken nature.

People she has insulted: The Kooks, Bob Gedolf, Kylie Minogue, Chris Moyles, Paris Hilton and many others

Sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else? - Lily Allen

by MarianneNZ November 11, 2006

not all men

A summarized version of arguments used by guys who must shield their own fragile psyche when people talk about bad traits men generally tend to possess, instead of actually realizing that the traits being discussed don't actually apply to their own person in particular. Unless it does.

Not all men are rapists!

Not all men are abusive!

Not all men are so insecure they need to inadvertedly distance themselves from arguments made instead of understanding where they come from!

by Klaymen132 June 9, 2014