Alberto Del Rio

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.

Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*

by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012

Albert

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.

"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."

by RandomThought November 28, 2009

ALBERT

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck

Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert

by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020

princess alberta

A clit piercing, derived from the slang term for a penile piercing- prince albert.

"That prostitute has a princess alberta!"

by Marcus Agalon April 30, 2006

Albertina

Quiet and sweet, but can be a total bitch when neccessary, a great singer and performer
protects her friends, is known to answer to albert occasionally on occasions

hey girrll you lookin albertina today

by just a chick im called November 15, 2011

ailerons

Plural for aileron. Part of an airplane's wing.

It is very hard to turn an airplane if you don't use ailerons.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Dirty Albert

when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses

You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?

by Antondenfede May 10, 2021