albert lea

a crappy small town in southern minnesota at the cross between major highways I-35 and I-90 home to mostly rednecks and druggies

friend a: where do u live
me: albert lea
friend a: o thats cool
me: ... no its not

by dude man bro January 18, 2008

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University of Alberta

Place. Synonymous with China Town. Houses high density of mostly Asian students with the exception of a few percent. Notable for its depression and cockiness, as well as putting in a lot of effort but getting minimal grades back.

I heard Rob goes to University of Alberta
Ya, he hast seen anyone other than Asian for the past 4 years and never has hope or happiness

by Daddyfunk March 15, 2017

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Alberta

A province in Canada, Alberta is a provinced filled with rednecks with their lifted Dodges. Dodge RAM 1500 pickups are extremely common and you would usually see at least one during your commute. Its like the Texas of Canada. There is a Dodge dealership in every town, the two major cities Edmonton and Calgary hate each other, and mountains. People usually work in the trades such as a welder or an oil rig technician and make good money so many Newfies (Newfoundlanders) come here for a job. Then they usually buy a house and finance a Dodge RAM. We are famous for our beef because you cant live without beef. Everyone in Alberta hates their premier, Rachel Notley because of the Carbon tax because everything is more expensive.

Jim: Hey bud, go over there to Alberta. They got jobs over there.

by SloppySandbagz January 9, 2017

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Alderaan

To destroy something

You better watch it, or I'll go Alderaan on your ass!

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

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Albert Einstein

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020

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albert

a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.

"that guy is such an albert."

by whitepeach August 18, 2011

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