Grenade Alert

The sight of spotting a ugly girl in a group full of hotties the grenade is the one who get's no attention from the guys

Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert

by Wild Stallion :3 January 7, 2011

side nigga alert

A side nigga alert is when a you get curved by so many women you are officially a side nigga which women alert each other when your creeping on close premises.

Al: yooo
Kel: whattuppp
Al: I'm on my way, but I just got a side nigga alert 🔔wanted to give u a heads up😂💁
Kel: no doubt 👌😂

by _kellabella May 26, 2014

alertomuzik

Expression used during a conversation when you find a song worth the share.

Emy : 🚨🚨🚨 ALERTOMUZIK 🚨🚨🚨
Héloïse : ?
Emy : check out this song of *artist's name* !!
Héloïse : OMG IT'S SO GOOD !!!!

by eloise.with.a.h February 18, 2022

Alerternative

A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.

That alerternative was really fucking annoying.

by jcran December 21, 2008

Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.

Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.

by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017

Alberto

Alberto è una persona che ti romperà il cuore con le sue parole piene di asprezza e disprezzo, mentre tu non hai fatto altro che stargli vicino.

Cosa ti ho fatto di male Alberto?

by donutsthebitch June 19, 2017

Alberto Escamilla

Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .

guy1: shit that dudes crazy
guy2:Thats Alberto Escamilla

by theanonymous! October 31, 2017