alarm poach

when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.

Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.

by 9-milli April 20, 2006

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Aldara

Es la más preciosa niña del mundo. Siempre vas a querer estar con ella porque sonríe como una princesa. Si es tu novia lo tienes que querer con todo tu corazón porque si no te va a dejar y vas a llorar mucho. Le gusta chocolate y tarta.

Noa: viste esa niña seems llamar Aldara
Dani :no
Noa: quiero ser amiga con ella.
Dani: puede ser mi novia.?
Noa: siii

by Loveloveloveeee May 17, 2018

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Alearah

Alearah. Is the baddest bitch that could ever life. She’s a gorgeous hoe aswell If you just do happen to meet an Alearah. Watch out. If she likes you congrats now stay on on good side and keep her. If she doesn’t like you be gone thot!

I meet an ALEARAH the other day she expected me but not my friend

by Billygoatbillxo November 3, 2019

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Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

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Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."

by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011

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