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alarm poach
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when a roommate hears your alarm and races to
the bathroom
to be
the first
one
in the shower
.
Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach
this morning
and stole all the
hot water
like a bitch
.
by
9-milli
April 20, 2006
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