North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.

Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Alaskan Geyser

Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.

Man i cant wait for my skin to grow back from the Alaskan Geyser Morgan Freeman gave me last night.

by Geyser Finder March 6, 2011

Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose

During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.

Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!

by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011

Alaskan Walrus

Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks

Last night i gave Katrina the Alaskan Walrus she was pissed

by Rosscopicotrain January 8, 2009

Alaskan Mouthpiece

When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!

I gave my girl and alaskan mouthpiece last night!

by gpowell31 January 10, 2012

Alaskan Mudpie

The act of shitting cum after anal sex.

I just had amazing Alaskan Mudpie after sex with my boyfriend.

by Gumdroppp19 March 19, 2014