Your AI physique is your potential physique after ai takes your job and you finally have more time to spend focusing on the gym instead of working that dreadful job you worked so hard to get and cared for much about.
But hey! Now you have more time to build that AI physique!
But hey! Now you have more time to build that AI physique!
by Painthands1 November 14, 2025
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"Geniuses are never appreciated in their own time. One day, they'll see." said the AI artist as he waited for his anime waifu to generate.
by Palm Knee March 20, 2025
Get the AI artist mug.I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.
Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
Get the Elon is not the creator of AI mug.Hym "What a genius! The me who invented those AI chat bots who can perceive is a genius. Great job me."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
Get the AI Chat Bots mug.AI bloatware is the inclusion of unnecessary or excessive artificial intelligence features in products. These features often do not address real user needs and may even reduce usability, efficiency, or performance.
Key Characteristics
Non-essential features: Added because “AI” is trending, not because they provide clear value.
Complexity without benefit: Increases cognitive load or clutter in the interface.
Performance impact: Extra AI modules consume system resources without improving outcomes.
Marketing-driven: Positioned as innovative, but often superficial.
Key Characteristics
Non-essential features: Added because “AI” is trending, not because they provide clear value.
Complexity without benefit: Increases cognitive load or clutter in the interface.
Performance impact: Extra AI modules consume system resources without improving outcomes.
Marketing-driven: Positioned as innovative, but often superficial.
The new smartphone update is full of AI bloatware, with unnecessary chatbots and image filters that slow the device without improving its core functions.
by Dirtman777 September 23, 2025
Get the AI Bloatware mug.When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”
by jimbojonas April 15, 2025
Get the Glaze (AI Glaze) mug.It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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