Fullmetal asshole

An idiotic fan of the anime Fullmetal Alchemist (which is actually really good), however, is so insanely obsessed with it that he will diss every other show and call anyone who doesn't like FMA an idiot.

igloo15 and bakudan are fullmetal assholes

by Tehman November 17, 2004

rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison

I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.

by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007

spicy asshole

When farts or fecal matter cause 3rd degree burns to the sphincter region. Usually occurs after an evening of ethnic food from third-world countries such as Mexico, India and Afghanistan.

Mark had to skip class, for those dirty parking-lot burritos gave him spicy asshole and his sphincter was bleeding.

by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005

Asshole Tax.

In the service industry: An employee or owner of a business uses all their discretionary power against a customer who is consistently an asshole. This is a hidden tax since people in service are rarely allowed to call assholes on their behavior.

Alice: You could have totally given that guy a discount.
Bob: He always ask for a discount.
Alice: Oh, well. I guess he just paid the asshole tax.

Carol: Why didn't you hold it for me.
Dave: I was too busy cleaning up after you.

Eve: Why won't you take that guys return.
Frank: He returns something every week, he needs to pay the asshole tax.

by LaMarka January 31, 2010

Urban Asshole

Most people who come on here to post a bunch of stupid definitions. Especially the words that nobody uses. Most of the crap on here is just a bunch of random words put together like "tooth sweaters", who the fuck has ever used that in conversation? And I once typed in cheeseburger and it came up with sex positions! What the fuck!

any douchebag urban asshole that posts imature stupid shit on here should lose thier dick.

by Generic urban dictionay user June 2, 2009

flaming asshole

Someone who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

John is a flaming asshole for ratting on me to our boss.

by Julius Snow August 8, 2007

bravado asshole

Someone who takes pleasure from saying or doing asshole things, but only when it's appropriate for that person to receive the asshole treatment.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.

The waitress was being rude, so I poured water over her head, left a 20 on the table, and walked out, swelling with the pride of a bravado asshole.

by quetzaln January 26, 2007