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Ateneo de Manila University

One of the "top" schools (though horrible school standard in terms of world rank) in the Katipunan area. Ateneo is for flirty girls from ICA and average IQ Xavier boys and some mix of others from not so famous high schools.

Ateneo's standard has long been ruined since the feeling-social girls would speak improper English out loud where ever they go, esp when they shop in 168 shopping mall.

Ateneans refer to anyone who pretend they can't understand tagalog and would speak in tagalog-accent English. Furthermore, Ateneo is the breeding ground of desperate kids from middle class who tried so hard to stand out when in fact, they are all just clones of each other, both in terms of personality and behavior.
O my gosh, the pood last night was so good. We should go again tomolo. And O, I am from Ateneo de Manila University located in the armpit of Katipunan.
by jejemonsta May 1, 2010
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atonic

Your annoying, you atonic
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Home Alone Face

In a pornographic film, the expression of feigned astonishment on the face of the actress upon seeing her co-star's penis. Taken from the iconographic poster for the 1990 movie Home Alone, which features actor Macaulay Culkin with hands raised to his face and mouth open in disbelief.
"Oh my God," exclaimed Alexis, affecting her best Home Alone face, "It's so BIG!"
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just shut up and leave me alone

When your friend keeps telling you that you suck but you just don't care and want them to shut up
"hey you suck"
"hey i don't care just shut up and leave me alone"
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Alone

Their are two meanings for alone.
1. Alone is when u have no one in your life at all and no one cares about u at all.

2. Alone is when your friends leave u for their boyfriend and u don’t have one so your alone.
Example: I’m so Alone that I have no boyfriend
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ateneo

{A-reh-neow}

An institution for dull-witted students. It may be secondary, tertiary, or graduate school.
Mom: You dopey child!

Dad: Maybe we just need to send him to an ateneo.
by chace o'malley January 24, 2009
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Dying alone

Dying Alone is the inevitable end every basement dweller virgin eventually faces once his time is up. Nobody will miss you, nobody will care and your body will rot for weeks before anyone even thinks to complain about "a funny odor".

You have failed at life and with nothing accomplished, no children or lover there to hold your hand when your bowels relax after the exasperated sigh of utter regret makes its way out of your greasy unloved body for the final time.

People who are dying alone:
- YOU
- aspies
- weeaboos
- furries
- junkies
- feminazis
- WoW players
- the Kardashians
- Snookie
- Miley Cyrus
- anybody who says YOLO
loser: Aspies like me are gifted misunderstood intellectuals, people don't get that, nor do women, but I'm too busy having a life to deal with IRLships anway. Not to brag, but when I'm not managing at Walmart, I maintain a Level 80 Paladin on WoW and even run my own guild. I also make vLogs on YouTube with like 900 subs. I write too, you should check out my Twilight fanfic. I guess you could say I'm actually kind of a big deal.
norp: Wow dude, you are so dying alone.

guy: Hey man did you see that story on japanese men who think they're having actual relationships with 2D girlfriends? One of 'em even married his DS girlfriend!
man: Yea that's pretty sad, guy. Talk about dying alone lol
by xailu March 21, 2014
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