ass assasin

Typically a faggot who's whole purpose in life is to bugger some poor young homo in the bunghole for his own selfish
satisfaction.

That Todd, he's nothing but an ass assasin. All he wants to do is plunge his pole into poor Jimmy's tight hamster tunnel.

by off the wall sicko March 19, 2010

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

by Techpony September 3, 2012

Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.

Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.

by The Mokey October 17, 2016

Ass assassinate

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.

"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."

by Tremblay October 20, 2008

Assassinine

Used to describe when an assassin makes a donkey-like error

Assassinine is a combination of the words assassin and asinine

by MacaroniMan July 8, 2011