sov|ashton

The greatest "online" player to exist in counter-strike today, the one who only LANs if you smoke him out.

You wish you were ashton, you fucking scrub.

by John De Valmont November 23, 2004

ashton

Short asl next gen, boss baby, at the end of the day he can be your best friend, he is a good person he is just SHORT and like to be called lil man. he can make you laugh, like to joke around and likes to be smart in the mouth. he has a half triangle for a hair lining.

person1: WASSUP SHORT MAN

person2: yoo lil mann

ashton: i'm not short im tall

by anonymous December 15, 2023

3rd of October (Ashton)

Ashton's big boy birthday

NPC: "Hey! It's the 3rd of October (Ashton)! You know what that means?"
Y/N: "Ashton's BIG BOY birthday!"

by notwiz October 2, 2022

Ashton

A very short angry boy

You seen that short dude that looks like tinker bell?
"Yea, he looks like an Ashton"

by Poopypee12123 August 25, 2022

Ashton

A long line of diagnosed idiots. Usually tends to contain baby like features, and earns sympathy from others concerned about such a condition.

Doctor: I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do, your just an ashton

by AidAshton January 28, 2019

Ashton

A bingus

Yo? Ashton, the bingus?

by Spartan118 September 21, 2021

Ashton turner

A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)

“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm ”
“Ahhh I get u g”

by Tushooo McDonald’s eee August 3, 2019