Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man

Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God

by Umadetypo May 12, 2021

Almoon

A very sassy gurl who loves some good verbal teaaa and will always get her grubby littles hands on some and will not hesitate to stalk her crush and will absolutely kill anyone who gets in her way

ooh whos thattt-random girl
oh thats almoon the hottest person in this world- her crushh

by urlocalbaddiieieeee April 5, 2022

Almere seks in Osdorp

Wanneer je in Osdorp woont en je seks hebt op een uitkijk plek van Almere.

Privé ontvangst Almere seks in Osdorp.

by Demanmetkennis1206 June 27, 2022

almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022

Diving Almonds

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.

"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"

by Oriental November 1, 2011

Rhea Almonte

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever

Rhea Almonte is my wife.

by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022

Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021