hammer

Another term for 'bad weed'

"Damn, yo shit is hammered ass weed"

by heather July 19, 2006

mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

Turd Hammer

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011

love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.

'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)

by daniduck January 27, 2015

Sam Hammer

The act of extremely powerful and sometime aggressive sex. This normally leads to the destruction of the surroundings like beds, chairs, sofas, decks, doors, walls, and sometimes pelvic bones.

Roommate: Why is there a whole in the wall?
Girl: I got Sam Hammered last night, and yeah...
Roommate: Oh, that also explains why you are limping.

by SSlayer September 12, 2011

Rape hammer

hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape.

wow that rape hammer did the job.

by john smoit April 14, 2011

Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman January 20, 2009