Father hen

A skinny super goodlooking man who is a kind hearted hard working father.

Have you seen father hen today? He’s super skinny!

by onlytruefactsbytheoneandonly August 26, 2021

Father of All

A Creator of Every Simple thing that exists. Gave human a very strong tool to create with Him and was existing above time and matter everywhere in Multiverses. He is the Greatest IQ and pure Love aswell as He is the biggest Judge.

Father of All please help me to fight my demons. I AM giving You my life becouse You are Everyone and Everything. Thank You for My Way.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.

Father Mike will sort that out!

by HeyIt'sCameron April 23, 2022

pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015

Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .

Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.

by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022