P-Noid 

An abbreviation and or short for - 'Paranoid'.
-used most commonly in public settings or in the presence of others whom may be less on-task when you are around the paranoid subject or their friends.
-usually, the paranoia is onset from intoxication,

(i.e. methamphetimine)

"Yeah, Cory was over lastnight getting high with us."
"How was that?"
"He was totally high and all P-NOID looking out the blinds every 5 seconds."

P-Noid by firebeam11 March 19, 2010

P.I.S.D.

Post Intervention Stress Disorder
Pronounced: pissed

Moments of seemingly irrational hatred for the part(ies) most directly responsible for your intervention. Usually occurs after acknowledged "forgiveness"of said party(ies). Born of bitter sentiment, no amount of logic will pacify the person suffering from a P.I.S.D. episode. There's no known cure for PISD, it is recommended to internalize these angry feelings, until they disappear or are rationally sorted out days later. Bitching about the "perpetrator" of your intervention will only lengthen the episode, and draw the P.I.S.D. sufferer further from reality.

P.I.S.D. by ejpejp October 8, 2011

P-tat 

Pirate tattoo

Man that bitch has a P-tat.

P-tat by slim raven December 5, 2011

p'awkward 

(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."

"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia

p'awkward by SloopJB April 10, 2008

P&S 

Polls and Surveys. More specifically, the Polls and Surveys section of Yahoo Answers. This section is one of the most laid back sections on the whole website. There you can find out things as informative as "Who will win the 2008 election?" Or something as silly as "Boxers or Briefs?" Just about anything goes in P&S, but as a consequence, regulars of the section have lost the ability to gain Top Contributor status. That's okay. The most loyal P&S users will not allow anything like a silly orange badge keep them from their other loyal friends.

See also their rival section Religion and Spirituality(R&S).

What should I ask in P&S today? I think I will ask a series of "would you rather" questions, and finish with a nice "This or that question" Then I will extend the answering period to a week, and let the voters pick the Best Answer. Ia m twelve after all and cannot be bothered with such silly matters as choosing my own Best Answer.

P&S by Angelica Bowman(PCB) December 28, 2007

P-Nubs 

The kind of thing your mother warned you about groing up, the thing everybody in the room is thinking about but nobody will say, the kind of thing that fuels young adolescent boys through childhhood, it is in fact so elusive that nobody will ever admit to it.

this dude on xbox is a total P-Nubs! yeah acts like a hot fish

P-Nubs by WhiteHotFish July 5, 2010

P-Town Handshake

The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.

Damn that dude is fuckin' sexy. If I met him, I'd introduce myself with a firm P-Town Handshake.

P-Town Handshake by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010