by CheesyMasterDebator April 12, 2010
Get the Zandrew mug.A combination of the word for massive ownage, "pwn," and the food made by pizza hut, the "p'zone." It's pronounced as if it's spelled pizowned. It basically means that you got brutally owned because you ate massive amounts of food. Getting p'zwnd can be the result of eating contests or friend's dares. People who are p'zwnd frequently exclaim things like, "I think I'm going to die." Being p'zwnd is sometimes accompanied by groans of intense pain or writhing on the floor in misery. In one way or another, a person who is p'zwnd will need to seek a bathroom for complete recovery.
Joe was utterly p'zwnd after eating a massive one pound burger, a jumbo order of fries, and a gigantic milkshake.
Joe completely desecrated the men's room after getting totally p'zwnd at Fudds.
Joe completely desecrated the men's room after getting totally p'zwnd at Fudds.
by Andres Silvestre May 29, 2008
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by IcedMIRAAK101 June 27, 2021
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Zander is short for Alexandre. (der). The boy who prefers the name Zander instead of Alex is very strong inside and out. He doesn't mind being the center of attention as long as the attention is on a character he is playing on stage. Most likely he will join drama in school or will join acting classes.
Acting is second nature to zandres and it shows. The compliments he receives should speak for themselves. He most likely had a turbulent childhood, full of disappointment and confusion. When on his own and out of the house, he will be amazed at how much healthier he feels mentally, physically and emotionally and issues will resolve themselves.
Zandres deserve a lot more than they realize. He is his own worse critic. By age 25 Zander will have confidence to explore life.Zandres are highly intelligent and score very high on IQ tests everywhere.
Zander is a loyal friend and husband and will protect those he loves forever. His name speaks for itself. ( Alexander; defender of man) To know zandre is to love him as his eyes beem with love, fairness,intelligence. He will never hurt another person and he will listen all night to friends that need an understanding ear. The sooner he sees in himself what others see in him, the sooner he will be able to see the path before him and live the way his soul was meant to.
A zandre has a tough time trusting people and opening up to people but all he needs to do is trust his instincts.
Acting is second nature to zandres and it shows. The compliments he receives should speak for themselves. He most likely had a turbulent childhood, full of disappointment and confusion. When on his own and out of the house, he will be amazed at how much healthier he feels mentally, physically and emotionally and issues will resolve themselves.
Zandres deserve a lot more than they realize. He is his own worse critic. By age 25 Zander will have confidence to explore life.Zandres are highly intelligent and score very high on IQ tests everywhere.
Zander is a loyal friend and husband and will protect those he loves forever. His name speaks for itself. ( Alexander; defender of man) To know zandre is to love him as his eyes beem with love, fairness,intelligence. He will never hurt another person and he will listen all night to friends that need an understanding ear. The sooner he sees in himself what others see in him, the sooner he will be able to see the path before him and live the way his soul was meant to.
A zandre has a tough time trusting people and opening up to people but all he needs to do is trust his instincts.
by Lily of the susan March 15, 2019
Get the Zandre mug.A person who is as tall as the moon. His fingers is as long as a Chad's dick. His parents give him steroids to make him look normal and is hooked on to life support because his nerve endings cannot reach his feet.
by Azzzz_nie39 July 2, 2021
Get the Zandrick mug.If you’re an Asian boy with Greek God features who likes geeky things and can finish half a bottle of tequila, you’re a Zendrick. You are fond of collecting small toys and splurging money on the most random things ever. Also, Zendrick enjoys cats but somehow dogs are all so drawn into him. Simp-worthy person with multiple talents especially in the arts. If you need someone to invite to your outing or party, he is the best ride-or-die.
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