An underworld internet figure, a hero of our time on this earth; To completely lay a pwnag3 smackdown on someone; Of secksual desire;
by Matt Zorst October 15, 2003
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“The Zurtledurk is such a terrible sight”
Said the Tumshee, her little face pale.
“It lives in the mud and it flies in the night
And eats Tumsheeworms, head, feet and tail!
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Said the Tumshee, her little face pale.
“It lives in the mud and it flies in the night
And eats Tumsheeworms, head, feet and tail!
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Friend 1: you look like zurtis lmao
Friend 2: damn you dont have to be so mean to me, now i have to Kermit sewer side :(
Friend 2: damn you dont have to be so mean to me, now i have to Kermit sewer side :(
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