The new MP3 player for trend followers, fad hags, and general 20-somethings with too much cash. Hopes to compete with the Apple iPod, although most intelligent people go with Creative's line of products.
The Zune can share music, movies, and photos wirelessly; but the trendy garbage most Zune owners listen to will break the eardrums of other people who have good taste in music.
You might also get hand cramps due to the controls on the side. You could also experiance the "iPod Cross-Eye Effect" in which your eyes start rolling around and around due to the circuler selection wheel.
The Zune can share music, movies, and photos wirelessly; but the trendy garbage most Zune owners listen to will break the eardrums of other people who have good taste in music.
You might also get hand cramps due to the controls on the side. You could also experiance the "iPod Cross-Eye Effect" in which your eyes start rolling around and around due to the circuler selection wheel.
Microsoft can't stand the fact that they don't own everything. So with Windows, the Xbox and the Zune, they can start WORLD DOMINATION!
by Lomia November 20, 2006
A product created by Microsoft in a (vain) attempt to compete with the iPod.
Too bad the world is full of consumer whores who want the apple logo stamped on their face.
The main 'selling point' (and I use the term loosely here) was that you could share songs with your friends.
Seriously though...just go buy a fucking iPod.
Too bad the world is full of consumer whores who want the apple logo stamped on their face.
The main 'selling point' (and I use the term loosely here) was that you could share songs with your friends.
Seriously though...just go buy a fucking iPod.
Zune owner: SwEeT!11!1 I've stuck it to the man and bought a Zune-now I can bash on how much apple sucks and share songs with my friends!
iPod owner: Yeah? You mean, like, the seven other people in the fucking world who actually own and use a Zune?
Zune owner: .....you just don't understand me! *goes into corner and cries*
iPod owner: Yeah? You mean, like, the seven other people in the fucking world who actually own and use a Zune?
Zune owner: .....you just don't understand me! *goes into corner and cries*
by wankah December 15, 2007
by I'm God July 13, 2008
a terrible attempt to recreate the greatest mp3 player (the apple ipod). it is physically much bigger and it comes in terrible colors, brown is one of them. it is touted for its ability to send songs wirelessly over WiFi, but when the person receives them they can only keep them for 3 days or 3 plays, whichever comes first. its so far been a bomb, and Bill Gates should bend over and suck Steve Job's dick. the zune also supports like 4 times less file formats than the zune
Person 1: man i just bought this zune
Person 2: oh thats gay, my ipod supports many more file formats and it looks about 50 times better
Person 1: well i mean i guess i bought it because i feel sorry for bill gates. i mean the guys company has taken a back seat in terms of innovation and overall creativity, i might as well be nice to the guy
Person 2: oh thats gay, my ipod supports many more file formats and it looks about 50 times better
Person 1: well i mean i guess i bought it because i feel sorry for bill gates. i mean the guys company has taken a back seat in terms of innovation and overall creativity, i might as well be nice to the guy
by Brendan Hans Kirchner March 12, 2008
A piece of shit device released by Microsoft. The "awesome capability" to beam music to your friends is another example of Microsoft copying Apple. This technology was introduced IN 1993 ON THE APPLE NEWTON!!! Piece of shit device that nobody uses. If you think, have you ever seen someone with a Zune and not an iPod?
Person 1: "DUDE! I got the new iPod Touch!"
Dickhole: "Well I got a Zune. I trust Microsoft more than Apple. It may be a brick but I can let my friend listen to a song twice! Microsoft is so smart with its wireless beaming technology!
Person 1: "Cunt."
Dickhole: "Well I got a Zune. I trust Microsoft more than Apple. It may be a brick but I can let my friend listen to a song twice! Microsoft is so smart with its wireless beaming technology!
Person 1: "Cunt."
by SuburbanWhiteBoy November 13, 2007
The mp3 player made by Microsoft that's giving Apple a run for its money. I have one of these myself, and it's really good. I have the Zune HD, which is the newest model. Some people still have iPods for the convenience.
Zune marketplace is far better, because you only have to pay $15 a month to download anything and everything you want for free. TV shows and some LEGENDARY music still costs you a little bit of money, and not everything from iTunes is available. But it's at least better than paying $0.79-$1.29 per song.
Zune marketplace is far better, because you only have to pay $15 a month to download anything and everything you want for free. TV shows and some LEGENDARY music still costs you a little bit of money, and not everything from iTunes is available. But it's at least better than paying $0.79-$1.29 per song.
Jon: Oh, hey, is that the new Zune?
Darren: Yeah, it's got great battery life, and a marketplace that doesn't rip you off.
Jon: Why do I still have this iPod?
Darren: Yeah, it's got great battery life, and a marketplace that doesn't rip you off.
Jon: Why do I still have this iPod?
by ExAxis November 27, 2011