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Zorgasm

A religious epiphany, usually a vision or encounter with Zorgoth. In some cases, Cultiks have claimed to actually communicating with Zorgoth during a zorgasm.
The Duke tossed and turned, fearing that any second now his intelectual metropolis would be toppled by the barbaric Nairboians - when suddenly his nightmare was ended. There in the window appeared Zorgoth, in the form of a goat. Very few people have been blessed with such a zorgasm, but this spiritual enlightenment would set in a series of events from which Kenya would never be the same again.

-The Doctrine of Zorgoth: Book IV
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by Duke Hallenstrom February 24, 2008
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zorian

yo who wants some fentanyl?
oh you mean zorian? hell yeah!
by skrtskrtvicky December 2, 2019
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zoobang

A party where people get zooted.(high, stoned, splowed or pick your own adjective for extreme inebriation)

can also be spelled Zoo-bang
Yo B!!!! I got fuked up at da ZOOBANG!!!!! WORD!!!
by DutchieBrother(retired) October 11, 2007
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Zorafayg

The greatest Argonian ever. He is a bit of a fayg but that doesn't stop him. He gets curb stomped every once in a while but he'll bounce back (his Histskin helps with that). He is often arrested without committing any crime. He's such a minority that way. His sentences are served entirely through the course of one nap. He wishes he would get a cell buddy but he's too much of a fayg for that to happen. He enjoys pickpocketing the emperor and well armed guards. When a fight begins he runs away using only monkey style kung fu. He can live under water but they don't really want him there either. Bottom line is that one day he'll kill a lot of dragons and become a god. He can be spotted running around the woods looking like a barbarian. He'll be the one with no pants on.
Villager 1: "I just saw a fayg in the woods."
Villager 2: "Was he wearing pants?"
Villager 1: "No..."
Villager 2: "It was Zorafayg."
by amazingboy97 October 27, 2011
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Zoraiz

A fairly rare name of Persian origin which means "one who spreads light". Mostly used as a boy's name.
Girl: hey, I am Jennifer. What's your name?
Guy: hey Jennifer. My name is Zoraiz.
Girl: Cool name. What does it mean?
Zoraiz: It means "one who spreads light".
Girl: Wow! awesome!
by Zoraiz May 19, 2014
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Zorange

word that ryhmes with orange....

means really cool or badass
Dude 1: I got a sweet new car today!!!!
Dude 2: YO!!!! That jank is so ZORANGE!!!!!!
by thaman34 May 13, 2009
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zoran shank

When you stab an individual and then pull out your erect penis and stick it in the wound.

you see the blood acts as a lube to allow you to get maximum pleasure until the victim bleeds out.

WARNING: may or may not result in aids, jail time and a bloody penis.
hey i heard that the new Russian torture method is Zoran shanking.
by Vlad the Demon of Baby Blood December 12, 2015
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