Zook

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

by |_()o$£ July 2, 2005

Zook

Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.

I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.

by Fwambo September 14, 2008

Zook

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms
(As an alternative word for 'frying')

Ex. 1:

83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms

Ex.2:

As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle.

Ex. 3:

The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'

by zamgr January 1, 2010

Zoosh

Zooshed, Zooshing

transitive verb
1 The female act of cumming, squirting, or to orgasm violently
2 Female version of splooge, jizz, or skeet

Jenny was so turned on my herself in the mirror that she instantly zooshed herself.

by jenanaygump November 7, 2013

zook

1. To act and/or look like the Scary Muppet character (copyright Jim Henson productions
2. To say "don't worry about it" wayyyy too many times
3. To be so baked they can't remember their own name and/or grafitti a church
4. To watch the fireworks with your boyfriend without kissing, or holding hands; usually the byproduct of being baked
5. To have an unhealthy infatuation with homosexual men (see Pilitowski, Joe and Haenchen, Nick)

AWWWWWW ZOOK!!!

Zook?

by Joe Pilitowski August 19, 2007

zook

The Demise of the Florida Gators

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though

by birdman May 23, 2004

zook

(v., sl.):
1) To give anal sex to.
2) (Uncommon.) To ejaculate.

I got zooked last night. Good thing he had lubrication!

by Ross A. December 28, 2005