1) zoltan is a mythical person that is everyones best mate however no known actual sighting has ever been confirmed
2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
by muztek July 15, 2008
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Typically of the pastel-goth persuasion and enjoys purchasing expensive clothing and/or photo equipment using parents' money.
can be found shopping for 'edgy' fashion inspired garb.
Typically of the pastel-goth persuasion and enjoys purchasing expensive clothing and/or photo equipment using parents' money.
can be found shopping for 'edgy' fashion inspired garb.
by cake wax December 28, 2013
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Which is why she does not drink vodka all the time, but only 25% of the time.
Which is why she does not drink vodka all the time, but only 25% of the time.
"What is she drinking?"
"Vodka"
"Does she drink it all the time?"
"No, just sometimes"
"Her name is probably Zlata"
"Vodka"
"Does she drink it all the time?"
"No, just sometimes"
"Her name is probably Zlata"
by ChocoCream November 19, 2018
Get the Zlata mug.Brandon Fontaine, the creature commonly known as Zoltar. Some doubt his existence is real because of how much of a complete piece of shit he is. But yet his bullshit clearly effects those around him, leaving them wondering if this is reality. He is a textbook narcissist and completely delusional, but delusional would give him too much credit, because he is well aware the shit that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. His disgusting lifestyle makes gollum look civilized. Should you ever encounter this creature, beware, for such a great intelligent successful person, he will con you into rides and anything else with no care of inconveniencing anyone. But should you encounter it, make sure to ask him how he killed 40 people for the Irish mob. I promise you, you will either piss yourself laughing or lose faith that this is reality. I would rather go thru the rest of my life in government level white torcher than ever listen to his voice again.
by leviathan9x May 18, 2019
Get the Zoltar mug.Zlatan is a legend among men. A blessing on the Earth. When in the company of Zlatan, one can feel like they have achieved enlightenment.
by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020
Get the Zlatan mug.It is defined as the combination of Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Ronaldinho. Two of the greatest footballers ever. It has many uses in a sentence and can function as a descriptor word very easily.
“Whoa! You are really good at dribbling. Almost like you are Zlataninho!”
“What a goal! That was a bit of Zlataninho from you!”
“What a goal! That was a bit of Zlataninho from you!”
by dudeinho123 July 20, 2020
Get the Zlataninho mug.A talented singer-songwriter who writes lesbian songs. Her song "Somebody I Fucked Once" sounds like "Tangled Up In Me" by Skye Sweetnam.
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