Zookeeper

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper

by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010

zooked

Zooked- Really hyper...high strung, full of energy..

Dude im so "zooked" right now i just chugged 2 Rockstars.

by Nick December 5, 2005

zokeedokie

zoh-kee-doh-kee n.
The hottest lady ever. Everyone loves her. See (popular)

ZokeeDokie rules! Bow down to ZokeeDokie.

by Phill November 7, 2003

zhope

A foreign person saying soap

"There's no zhope!"

by weave95 March 7, 2016

zoken29ss

very good friend of yes yes

i like zoken29ss

"me to"

by treefor3 November 26, 2020

zhower

A shower or bath related activity that espouses lesbian/homoerotic elements amongst the all-female body participating; onomatopoeia of the broken dildo that generally accompanies the women.

Guy 1: I just saw my sister go into the shower.

Guy 2: But my sister's in there already!

Guys 1&2: ...

Guy 1: Zhower time.

Guy 2: Wanna' peek?

by necoyama March 19, 2009

zokeedokie

n. The absolute sweetest girl in the entire world. A zokeedokie always makes everyone smile. Synonyms: kind, pretty, smart, talented and extremely fashionable.

When I am sad, a zokeedokie and the herd of hot guys that follow her because they want her make me feel all better. :)

by Erica December 4, 2003