Zeus, "King" of the Greek gods, was a pedophile. Not only that, he was the biggest fucking rapist and womanizer in greek history. I don't see how anyone could still worship this fucking monster, even back then.
by HumanityIsTerrible May 11, 2019
Get the Zeusmug. The most bad ass of all the Greek Gods. He has the power to throw lightning bolts, a power which he acquired by a skydiving incident in which he was struck by lighting (Spiderman has a similar story). Zeus once chugged two gallons of milk in under 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see what Zeus did the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!
by djgreggiegreg September 17, 2012
Get the Zeusmug. A person who tries to rule everything. Thinks they are in charge at all times. Think they are as good as a greek god. Loves attention, and has a very big ego.
by Jon Gabriel May 3, 2007
Get the Zeusmug. He's Funny, and Charming but can be a prick at times. Once he hears his name, he'll come running saying "I heard my name". He's hot and cool, likes sports like volleyball. He is incredibly bipolar and has very little commonsense.
But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.
But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.
by Rocksssssssssssssssss September 15, 2020
Get the Zeusmug. After having sexual intercourse with a woman in a bath tub full of water, hurry up and grab a toaster, plug it in and throw it into the tub whilst yelling "ZEUS BEOTCH!"
An example of a conversation after preforming a Zeus the previous night:
Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?
Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!
Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.
Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?
Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!
Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.
by Bebop45 March 27, 2009
Get the Zeusmug. Adjective.
Zeus (noun) is formally know as the "king" of all Greek deities and ruler of Mount Olympus. As an adjective it is used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, indescribable, and so on. It is most often used in place of the word "epic" because that is just getting annoying.
Zeus (noun) is formally know as the "king" of all Greek deities and ruler of Mount Olympus. As an adjective it is used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, indescribable, and so on. It is most often used in place of the word "epic" because that is just getting annoying.
by Elyse S. May 16, 2009
Get the Zeusmug. by Rashaun February 12, 2006
Get the Zeusmug.