Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

Don lemon cnn

After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester

by Misterbater August 14, 2019

Zester Jest

Zester Jest is an American super hero donning a black fedora, red jacket, and a pickaxe from the videogame "Minecraft". This hero is most known for drinking heavy amounts of energy drinks, and appearing in a YouTube parody video.

My favorite super hero is Zester Jest!

by AceNX May 23, 2021

zessel

a catastrophic screw-up of epic proportions

I really zesseled it by not getting that girls number last night.

by smokingjoeburowski January 11, 2012

zeser

Zeser

zeser means someone that is fully dunce or retarded or a play boy used in Trinidad and Tobago.

Look ah zeser.

by wetboss February 3, 2019

zester

A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.

1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."

Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)

2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."

by D. January 11, 2005

Zester

A zesty jester duster

Eashan is a zesty jester, a zester

by Sithington October 3, 2023

Zessers

A person or group of persons who run things.

They went Siding, TSB, and Genna Genna Saturdays together they are real zessers.

by Anonymous Zesser November 13, 2018