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by Snorkievac February 4, 2010
Get the Zarko mug.Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.
I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.
by Stirfry_Ninja July 31, 2003
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zapko
• Zako
• Zarko
• zackophobia
• zanko
• Zapdos
• Zaphod Beeblebrox
• zakora
• zapoi
• Zapoutine
ex. 1 "Hey,John whats your plan for the Zapocalypse?"
ex. 2 "Damn I cant wait until your cock-juggling thunder cunt wife is devoured by zombies during the Zapocalypse!"
ex. 2 "Damn I cant wait until your cock-juggling thunder cunt wife is devoured by zombies during the Zapocalypse!"
by komodoassassin July 24, 2010
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adjective
1. having or claiming to have the power of seeing horses, pot bellied pigs, objects or actions beyond the range of natural vision.
2. of or pertaining to horseback riding or horseback riders: equestrian skill.
–noun 3. a person who rides horses.
adjective
1. having or claiming to have the power of seeing horses, pot bellied pigs, objects or actions beyond the range of natural vision.
2. of or pertaining to horseback riding or horseback riders: equestrian skill.
–noun 3. a person who rides horses.
Hey do you want to go to the track and bet some money on the zappones?
How did you know about my past, what are you zappone?
I always wanted to have a zappone!
How did you know about my past, what are you zappone?
I always wanted to have a zappone!
by The X Man April 13, 2009
Get the Zappone mug.Can mean small fish in Japanese, but also used to describe a person who can't seem to do anything right. If speaking from a company hierarchy point of view, zako's would be placed at the bottom of the list. If such an extreme example of "zako" is encountered, they would usually be the ones cleaning toilets. See: Worthless.
Man, that grilled zako tasted like ass. I think it was because it was some zako making it while he was cleaning the company's toilet room.
by Shachou/Kachou June 23, 2010
Get the Zako mug.1. Schizophrenic person or fence-sitter (n)
2. The act of working both sides of the issue (v)
(Origin - Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
2. The act of working both sides of the issue (v)
(Origin - Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
1. John Kerry was a regular Zaphod in his presidential debates
2. So many possibilities! I will have to Zaphod this one.
2. So many possibilities! I will have to Zaphod this one.
by abolish ignorance July 31, 2005
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