zaphod

1. Schizophrenic person or fence-sitter (n)
2. The act of working both sides of the issue (v)
(Origin - Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

1. John Kerry was a regular Zaphod in his presidential debates
2. So many possibilities! I will have to Zaphod this one.

by abolish ignorance July 13, 2005

Flag

Get the zaphod mug.

Zaphod

A club in the Byward Market in Ottawa, Canada. Below the peelers.

I can breathe in Zaphod Beeblebrox's now that they've banned smoking. But it's still small and deafening.

by starviper March 06, 2006

Flag

Get the Zaphod mug.

zaphod beeblebrox

One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.

"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"

by Zac Beaumont April 24, 2004

Flag

Get the zaphod beeblebrox mug.

Zaphod Clause

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.

by Fearman August 25, 2007

Flag

Get the Zaphod Clause mug.

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.

by Stirfry_Ninja July 31, 2003

Flag

Get the Zaphod Beeblebrox mug.