Zander

The TRUE way to Spell Xander

P1 how do you spell your name?
P2 Zander
P1 I Thought it was spelled, Xander
P2 NO IT IS SPELLED ZANDER YOU FOOL I HATE YOU GO DIE!!!!!!!
P1 Woah dude chill

by The True Nugget Lord January 31, 2020

Zangerdoodle

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

by fool in the face June 21, 2006

zander

The best person in the world 🙄✋

Omg Zander call me 🤪

by lavai February 5, 2021

Zander

The most amazing guy in the world. He's sweet, funny, listens to you, and is a loveable person. He has gorgeous hair and beautiful eyes. Zander has a beautiful personality too. He's also the most amazing boyfriend. If you ever get in a relationship (friend or boyfriend and girlfriend wise) with a Zander, don't ruin it.

Girl 1- Look at Zander! He looks hot today.
Girl 2- *walks up* Back off he's taken.

by OoferGang13 January 2, 2019

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

Zackery

A guy with a very big dick and when girls have sex with him he makes it hard to walk the next day

Girl 1: I had sex with Zackery last night and he made it hard to walk
Girl 2:Ik what I’m doing tonight

by Mood._.edits September 17, 2018

Zander

Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.

"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."

by onefruitfulbastard November 25, 2018