Yalanda

A great person that knows how to express themselves through writing. Loves to read and watch crime television shows. Can make one hell of a lasagna and has a way with kids. The "kids whisperer" is what she is often referred to. Not very tall. She resembles Halle Berry

Wow, Yalanda wrote me a letter and now I feel like I can conquer the world!

by Tacopizza February 7, 2017

Yolanda

I could do with a hug
I could do with an arm
supporting me

while i work out something new
I could do with a smile
I could do with a kiss
empowering me
while i struggle to find a way
Im not stone and
Im not sand
I was given a heart and
I was given two hands
so while i work it out
walk this path that all must walk
I could do with a soul
to bear whats ahead
to make it more fun
nobody wants to grow old alone
everybody could do with a soul

Yolanda, 17, GCSE student, Wigan

by Krkič August 30, 2019

youlanda

This word is a derivative of the Icelandic adjective-noun yü-ajandya, which literally translated means "sloven head." It is commonly used among Icelandic-American youth to describe horrific maladies of the skull, such as a witch nose or rat hair.

She retreated to the internet because of her terrible youlanda.

by Cluracan November 10, 2004

Yolanda

Yolanda

Hey my name is Yolanda

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Adrianna yolanda

Adrianna yolanda is a singer on youtube, she uses she/they pronouns, shes bisexual and she is absolutely beautiful. She inspires people on her indie/rave/rock music.

person 1: hey!! do u know adrianna yolanda??

person 2: hell yeah! She always inspires me

by idiotbunsbuns December 23, 2020

yolanda

sexiest lady alive. breathe taking and very easy;) she’ll let you slap that dick all over her face on the first date. yolanda is usually tall with nice, long, tan, silky legs. the type of legs all guys would want to slide there hands up. boys, if you snatch a yolanda don’t let her go.

girl 1: i wish i could slide my hands up those legs
girl 2: that’s a yolanda

by yolandapierce June 26, 2018

Yolanda

A beautiful, touchy, and funny girl. An Aquarius, and boy have you seen this girl dance. Has a lot of opinions on people mostly good, DON'T get on her bad side trust me she can roast you to ashes.
She likes when people nickname her/call her Yoyo.
If you have a Yolanda in your life treat her like a queen and I can bet you she'll return the favour.

Guy #1: Who's that dancer?
Guy #2: That's Yolanda, she's amazing isn't she?
Guy #1: Hell yea!

by I.Simp.for.fictionalcharacters May 7, 2021