I salsa your face

Coined by Ann Perkins in the American comedy series "Parks and Recreation", this phrase is used to compliment one's good looks.

Chris: I relish your wit!
Ann: Well, I salsa your face!

by straightouttapawnee July 17, 2011

your face is chase

when your so ugly your face ran away and you have to chase it

billy : dom your a faggot
dom: your face is chase
billys attacks no longer damages dom

by somekidoncrackerdoodles August 7, 2019

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019

bang in your face

To shoot someone in the general area of the face, usually with a hand gun. Used by an unnamed radio dj to make themselves sound gangster/rude/street. It fails in all three.....

Wow, that shit is BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!

...urm....no its not mate.....

by BHardy September 8, 2005

bag your face

Popularized by the Valley Girl movement in the San Fernando Valley.

Literally means you need to put a bag over your face, because you either need to shut up, or you're ugly.

Look at your nails and your lipstick, bag your face, please!

by Joshall July 27, 2010

melt your face

to rock your fucking face off.

SETSINASIDE will melt your face live.

by gothic_melody666 August 5, 2008

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011