cool your dick

Chill out, calm down

Dude #1: Dude, WTF are you doing?
Dude #2: Cool your dick, dude.

by mr holland's son August 08, 2010

cool your boots

just chill

Hey man, don't worry, just cool your boots

by matrix7897 February 26, 2014

cool your balls

Chill out, relax, quit busting your balls.

dude! cool your balls!

or

cool your balls, man! no need to get all worked up!

by Takamata69 February 24, 2010

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 08, 2016

Cool your jets

Relax.

Calm down.

Don't get excited.

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D

by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013

Cool your firecracker

Whatever it means... some German Asshole said it.

Cool your firecracker

by RAC.CHA. July 30, 2023

Cool your jets

Collect yourself/ calm

Originally used and coined by Nicholas King referring to rude customers.

Cool your jets Erin.

by Officialgarybusey November 29, 2022