Yogurt

The misnomer of Eggnog usually used by someone who's had a little too much to drink.
Person 1: I'm gonna grab some more egg nog, anyone else want any?

Person 2: Yeah, I'll have some more of that yogurt.
by Not the sandvich December 09, 2020
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Yogurt

When your penis is really moist and soft
He has yogurt
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yogurtic

of or involving yogurt
There was a yogurtic explosion after the Yoplait was dropped.
by Souleater666 April 03, 2006
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Yogurt

A variety of Cum which usually tastes a bit sour and is very clumpy - usually due to prior prolonged time of no sexual activity
Daaaamn nigga that cum is yogurt, i cant get it out of my teeth
by gablord July 12, 2019
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DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.
dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 17, 2006
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Yogurt

To be surrounded by people saying "Yo".

"Yo" + girt = yogurt
I was all tryna hear this Frederic Jameson lecture about late capitalism and shit and these bols was all sayin' 'yo' to each other and I ain' hear shit 'cause I was all 'yogurt', nah mean?
by Cuban Lincoln May 04, 2011
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Yogurt

CREAMY WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY SNAKES ASS
"Fuck whats up with your snake"??-Lily
"Oh its making yogurt."-Katie
by Katie Thibadough January 19, 2009
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