Yoda 

Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.

This car has a power of 2 Yodas.

Yoda by gromain December 5, 2012

Yoda 

The 900 year old virgin.

You'll be like Yoda if you keep that up.

Yoda by Crebic April 11, 2016

yoda 

yuppies on drugs or alcohol

a yuppie who uses drugs or alcohol.

after Keith gets done jogging he likes to listen to The Flaming Lips and drink merlot. Outsiders consider him a yoda.

yoda by todd12345 January 28, 2008

YODA 

"You'll obviously die after"
Used after someone wants to experience a YOLO situation

1. A: Dude, im totally going to jump that bridge, YOLO!

B: There's rocks down there bro, YODA

2. A: I think i might ask out Sarah.. YOLO!

B: She's a no go man, i think she has herpes.. YODA!

YODA by Keizdawg4 August 13, 2012

yoda 

(n.) A slang term for marijuana. Among more frequent users, the term refers to a higher 'grade' of the plant.

Jocques: Man, you got that sticky icky?
TeRon: Sheeeet, Nukka, I gots that yoda.

yoda by rillest and illest December 28, 2005

Yoda 

Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.”

Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.

Yoda by Darth Krayt October 4, 2010

yoda 

1.short awsome fighter
2.ladies man
3.good at smoking pot
4.awsome at graff
5.to be loyal to fellow friends

yoda will pwn you in a fight
tha girls luv yoda
look at yoda pull that bucket
yodas got skill
dun worry if u wif yoda he got ur back

yoda by grappa April 22, 2003