you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

anal yawning

After an intense session of analy intercourse the indivual pulls out and the receiver is left with a large gaping anal abyss that has direct site into the receivers anal cavity for a short time. The anal cavity actual opens and closes as though it were taking short quick breaths.

I fucked this chick in the ass so hard she had hardcore anal yawning, and I could smell her lower intestines.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

yanking your balls

A saying when someone is joking with you

2 a girl is sucking on a guys balls

Dude I'm just yanking your balls

2 you yanked my balls so good last night

by ohkillem November 9, 2014

Yawnsing

The act of singing whilst yawning.

"yahhhhhhhhhlalalalaaaaaaa"

"what the hell was that?"

"sorry I was yawnsing."

by Fuzzy balls jr. November 6, 2011

Yawningly

1. To vocalize while yawning.

"Bitch make me breakfast", he said yawningly.

by questionallthings August 17, 2012

Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017