yardape

slang for an african-american.

Those yardapes need to learn to control themselves.

by nick nameo October 28, 2006

yardape

A young fellow who

A. Sets your garbage can on fire
B. Has intercourse with every female friend you have
C. Steals your child's red wagon
D. then rides said wagon down a steep incline at a high rate of speed
E. enjoys urban bolfing
F. Masturbates furiously

Jayson is the dumbest yardape ever - he took a dump in my washer and shaved my cat.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

Yardsale

In contact sports when a player is hit, checked or tackled by an opponent so hard the equipment from the player being hit fall off the player and spread all over the playing surface. Make the playing surface look like the front yard at a Garage or yard sale covered in used sporting equipment. The opposition will then yell "Yardsale" to complete the act.

"Did you see me yardsale that guy last quarter. His helmet landed 10 yards away."

by lax1355 March 18, 2010

Yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.

by Dudebro1 January 17, 2009

yardape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 1 and 6 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban. They don't say much but tend to take themselves way too seriously.

This was the definition used extensively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yardape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!"

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"

Air Date

Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 28, 2010

yardapes

Semi-naked men who go through your underwear drawer at night. Most prevalent in a college dormitory environment.

Those fucking yardapes came into my room and stole all my thongs again!

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

yardle

A common greeting used when there is a language barrier

English speaking person: hello
Sweedish speaking person: ?????????
English speaking person: Yardle!
Sweedish speaking person: Ahh! Yardle!

by Brian Hilchey June 14, 2008