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youtube and yank

when you're too poor to afford netflix and too repulsive for anyone to "chill" with and you have to resort to jacking off while watching youtube
Jeremy couldn't afford Netflix which drove all the girls away so he had to youtube and yank in the corner of his 35 sq. ft. 2 star apartment in Tennessee.
by poopy norbat April 10, 2016
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Yank Tank

A slang word most commonly used in Britain and Australia.

A large American car. Usually has a large V8, handles like an aircraft carrier and gets extremely bad fuel consumption.

Basically any car that has been produced out of America from the 60's on, but some before then.

Some are:
Older Dodges
Buicks
Cadillacs
Some Chevrolets
Newer Oldsmobiles (Especially 1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass)
Plymoths (Excluding Prowler)
Imperials
Etc
(While Driving a Cadillac or any other Yank Tank)
Uh-Oh, A corner. Might as well get out and walk.
by Defenestration expert September 30, 2009
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Yanessa

1.
An incredibly seductive and sexual being.
She is intelligent and caring, very loving, and a great friend.
She won't take shit from anyone and will make it clear, though she is very open-minded towards almost anything.
She adores the band Coldplay, almost more than she loves her boyfriend, but it's all good because she's his one and only and he loves her more.

2. The act of being extremely sexy.
"Dude, have you seen Yanessa?'
"Yeah bro, she's fucking gorgeous"

"Hey man what's going on?"
"Not much, my girl turned into a Yanessa last night"
"Lucky bastard!"
by GianFreako August 12, 2009
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Yank Bank

A collection of pictures saved on one's phone or computer that is often used to masturbate to.
"That's one hot pic, you should add it to your yank bank."
by Mr. Chunkbeans January 1, 2018
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Yankeestan

Used by Europeans as alternative name for the United States of America: Nation full of Yanks.
Euro bloke 1: "Can't believe they voted for that jizztrumpet as President"
Euro bloke 2: "I know mate. What else would you expect to have happened there in Yankeestan?"
by eurobloke February 2, 2019
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Chain Yanker

n., 1.) Cultural agent provocateur; 2.) a secret agent; 3.) a cage rattler; 4.) a winder-upper; 5.) a troublemaker
Dude, don't believe half what that guy is saying to you. He's just a chain yanker, winding you up.
by kidjones February 17, 2010
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Yankee Game

The "Yankee Game" is another name for masturbating. Usually in term for guys. Other names include, Whacking, Jerking, Beating, etc.
Bob: Yo man, what'd u do last night?

Me: you know...yankee game. there wasnt anything going down.
by MarcoMandingo March 14, 2010
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