A portmanteau of woke and weakling.
The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."
"Wokeling"
"Wokeling"
by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020
Get the Wokeling mug.This last name is derived from Norse mythology. According to the Fall of Thor myth, the powerful Wakeley stole Thor's hammer, Mjöllnir, whilst Thor was sleeping and struck him in the head, instantly turning his head into a pile of blood and god dust. Wakeley then proceeded to consume this ethereal mixture and assumed Thor's previous position amongst the gods. It is said that Thor's god dust still runs through the Wakeley family tree and that each Wakeley possesses the power to wield Mjöllnir, Thor's hammer. It is also said that Wakeleys also posses the power to throw lightning bolts at their foes to instantly incinerate them. In addition to these powers obtained from Thor, it has been visually confirmed that at will, any Wakeley can call upon a chariot pulled by the two goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in order to avoid rush hour traffic.
Bob was incinerated by Chris Wakeleys last week after accidently coughing in his general direction... we had better not mess with any of the Wakeleys.
by mahumnut February 17, 2010
Get the Wakeley mug.The badest bitch around. She is absolutely gorgeous. She is a sweet yet sassy and will put you in your place. Never, under any circumstances, underestimate her. She can ruin your whole world with one look. She's defined as a sweet girl but she mot definitely has a wild side. Just get to know her and you'll be consumed with lust, love and desire to be just like this fiery ball of crazy fun.
1.) Who is that girl? She looks like a total Wakelyn.
2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?
2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?
by ~Timeflies~Fireflies~ June 5, 2015
Get the Wakelyn mug.She won't let you in the library? That Wakely.
by Pat da Man Scat May 23, 2006
Get the wakely mug.by A Literal God May 20, 2018
Get the Wokelet mug.Religious like fanatical person acting in a hateful way against anyone not on the current perceived social trend. To be immune from the realities of life and/or the real world around them. To use Racist, bigot or phoebe completely out of context as a weapon to stop communication.
Karen's accusation of racism has her perched to be the lead wokel at the march. The crowd of wokel's marched on the statue of Columbus scream save the turkeys.
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Man 2: you lucky dog you best put a ring on that one
Man 2: you lucky dog you best put a ring on that one
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