crispy wristy

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

by Neilbmx23 October 13, 2017

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Resealable wristy

A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.

I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.

by Smeg lord69 September 20, 2018

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mouth wristy

Blow job,oral sex

She gives a awesome mouth wristy

by Dr Danno September 09, 2017

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Arctic Wristie

To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties

There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night

by Wristieman February 17, 2010

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Turbo Wristy

A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.

"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"

"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"

by Combo-Rai August 05, 2011

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