Wrangler

A type of tight pants that cowboys, hicks and rednecks wear. These jeans usually result in a low sperm count and small package. But just because a man has a small package doesn't mean he's not good. A man willing to put himself through the tightness of these jeans have to be good at something.

Girl: Look at the guy with the tight jeans they must be wranglers.... i would sleep with that guy any day.

by hicksshouldntbehated July 31, 2007

wrangler

and absolute sulgish dick wad who doesnt do anything for him self.

god damn it sumner your such a wrangler get yo fat ass up and help your dieing mother

by mobizzle torrizzle April 26, 2005

Rim Wrangler

A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.

"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"

by will bitten October 10, 2016

tard wrangler

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).

While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.

by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Tard Wrangler

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards

The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.

by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard wrangler

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006

tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017