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Pussy Wagger

A female that uses her vagina to get things that she wants or someone who associates a man's value with the amount of sex that he gets from women.
A Pussy Wagger would do/say either of the following: A woman went a date with a man not because she liked him, but because it meant free dinner. " You're such a loser you don't even have a girlfriend."
by handlehacker March 22, 2016
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Weenie wagger

A depraved male who shakes his organ in a public setting
Uncle Leo was a notorious weenie wagger who was banned from the bus terminal after he whipped it out mid-day
by AntoineStumpf February 15, 2022
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swag wagger

a prostitute who walks the street looking for customers
Damn that guh must be a swag wagger up in them skimpy clothes like that!
by Skeebe March 22, 2008
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waggered

If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.

The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.
After a dozen pints last night, I was waggered.
by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004
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whagger

when a multiracial male or female gives a oral pleasure to another male or female with sunflower seeds in their mouth
Sarah: I gave a whagger to all the players on the Yankees with some Dole seeds.
by jokerwild69 July 20, 2006
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wienie wagger

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003
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douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.
*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**
by H.W January 25, 2009
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