would bone

1) A phrase used to quickly acknowledge to those around you the fact that you would have sexual relations with a person you may see in passing.
2) Can also be used to acknowledge the attractiveness of someone of the same sex as long as it is first established to be in a non homosexual way. "No Homo"
3) Can be used to show one's excitement for a given situation. Doesn't have to be a sexual situation

1. "Dude see that blonde over there?"

"Would bone"
2."Not gonna lie Tim is a good looking dude. Would bone"

3. "How excited would you be if the Cubs won the World Series?"

"Would bone."

by Risky Buscuit December 3, 2015

Would you hit that?

A simple question, usually asked between two or more guys referring to a woman of any level of attractiveness. The object of the question is to find out if the men you have asked would "hit that" or have sex with the woman you are referring to.

"Hey man, would you hit that?"
"Dude, I already have!"

by Savageluke February 1, 2008

would you kindly

A mind control term from the game Bioshock, used to control the actions of your character, "Jack".
Can be used on friends to hopefully, subconsciously, get them to do things for you, and make you think you've just controled their mind.

"Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?" -Frank Fontaine, Bioshock

"Hey man, grab me a beer, would you kindly?"

by Bob Ferapples January 3, 2009

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

would you let me fuck you

What a guy asks you when hes horny

Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."

by BigCocklover333 October 14, 2020

would you let me tap

Would you let me tap

Boy- Hey would you let me tap
Girl-tap what?
Boy-tap that ass or pussy
Girl-mmmm idk about that

by soytoxica February 6, 2023

Would you rather

A fun game where a person is giving two scenarious, usually humiliating, and is forced to choose one.

Hey budrick, would you rather have your parents walk in on you masturbating to their wedding photos or would you rather have the whole football team blow their load on your naked body in the locker room?

by Cee Dub December 21, 2003