Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

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Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

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The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

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Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

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