advanced woodworking

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015

Pooping out the woodwork

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.

William Shatner's musical career has been pooping out the woodwork recently.

by JAMZ! February 6, 2009

Woodworking

Wriggling one's way into a restricted area or 'secret' meeting.

The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'

eg. Janie's gonna woodwork her way into that club even though she's WAY underage.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.

by Sphinxfalcon October 16, 2008

Woodmonke

Is a monke who is male and has a massive pp

Oh look its a woodmonke i heard that they have massive pp.

by Orangutang the orange monke March 11, 2022

Woodworking

The activity or skill of making things from wood.

Woodworking is a nice activity.

by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

woodwork room

woodwork room.

woodwork room

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

hit the Woodwork

Woodwork is originally a word used to refer to the goal frame (aka cross and bar). To hit the woodwork is to hit the post or almost score this the phrase is famously used by Mulungushi University Med-students to refer to a girls rejection to a man's proposal.

Mans 1: "I shot my shot and hit the woodwork bro, peng-ting performed.😔"
Mans 2: "I thought you two was vibing on som'n real?"
Mans 1: "I thought the same bro but..."
Mans 2: "shit happens.."

by çyánide00 February 19, 2022