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A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
wonker by Wonker December 2, 2003
The polite form of "wanker"
1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
wonker by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009

Willy Wonker 

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
“You willy wonker! You small Dick
Willy Wonker by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018
Wonker: Derogatory word used to describe white people as being pathetic, worthless, boring, useless wastes of space. Used to make the white man a subordinate to all blacks, as if they are inhuman. Equivalent to a grown white man calling a grown black man "boy".

Wigglet: Smaller, more challenged, more unimportant version of a wonker. Less respect for them, not even from there own kind, i.e wonkers. Usually a child or mentally harmed/disabled.

This is the beginning stage of black youth controlling whites and soon taking over the world with other black leaders.
Khels: Hey Andre look at that pathetic looking wonker, John over there

Andre: Hahaha, no Master Chief #2, that there is a wigglet.
Wonker by CheifMaster#2 March 24, 2011
shes a hoe

no shes a wonker
wonker by good boooooi June 24, 2009

Urban Worder 

This is easy!
An Urban Worder is a person who goes onto Urbandictionary.com and sits here trying to think of and even being successful at thinking of and finding words that can go onto the site.

Hence anyone whose probably reading this.
Person1: Yea, he just sits there thinking of things to go on there. He's such a Urban Worder.
Urban Worder by OrgyGlowstix September 30, 2008