1 definition by DAVID KAVANAGH

a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!
that guy is such a "CHEESE WONKER", he clearly needs to jump off a bridge!
by DAVID KAVANAGH January 25, 2006
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