(pronounced: woo m-uhn- spleyn)
-verb (used with or without object)
to give an explanation for the motivation behind a certain action or statement that has nothing to do with the current situation but rather is related to something else that has happened very long ago in the past
-verb (used with or without object)
to give an explanation for the motivation behind a certain action or statement that has nothing to do with the current situation but rather is related to something else that has happened very long ago in the past
Guy: "Why are you getting so angry? So I forgot to take out the trash today. Big deal!"
Girl: "The reason I'm so angry is because you always do stuff like this! Like the time we went to dinner and we ran into your ex-girlfriend, but you didn't introduce me! I felt so embarrassed and awkward but you didn't even care!"
Guy: "What??? What does that have to do with anything? Besides, that happened a year ago!"
Girl: "OMG, you are sooo frustrating! I shouldn't have to explain everything to you! You just don't get it!"
Guy: "Wow..."
Guy's Friend later at a bar after hearing the story: "Dude, you just got womansplained."
Guy: "Yep."
Girl: "The reason I'm so angry is because you always do stuff like this! Like the time we went to dinner and we ran into your ex-girlfriend, but you didn't introduce me! I felt so embarrassed and awkward but you didn't even care!"
Guy: "What??? What does that have to do with anything? Besides, that happened a year ago!"
Girl: "OMG, you are sooo frustrating! I shouldn't have to explain everything to you! You just don't get it!"
Guy: "Wow..."
Guy's Friend later at a bar after hearing the story: "Dude, you just got womansplained."
Guy: "Yep."
by Giant105 March 15, 2011
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Expecting someone to be dumber than they are.
Expecting someone to be dumber than they are.
My mom was explaining something to me for 15 minutes, she could've stopped at the 2 minute mark. She totally womansplained!
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Apparently, everything I've ever believed is wrong, and everything I ever feel or think is and will be as well, at least according to the womansplaining my current wife has been doing for the past 2 hours
by ParkerBic September 8, 2019
Get the Womansplaining mug.To abandon all rational thought in search of temporary adventure. Completely unplanned, impractical and without responsibility. Is fundamentally a physical journey in the spur of the moment to a destination known or otherwise.
Just drive south until we get somewhere or; It’s four in the morning, no bars are open what should we do? Lets go on a wombass to Banff, maybe jig with an old lady at a gas station on the way up then pass out on the couches in the Banff Springs Hotel ending when we get kicked out for riding the freight elevator into the kitchen and stealing bagels.
by Justin Coco April 19, 2006
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Womissing is easily observed in many social settings and normally employed by someone with power against someone of a lower social dynamic. High levels of vanity, paired with stoking shame, is usually observed from the womisser. Fake modesty or claiming oneself modest or fair, while not objectively being so, makes excessive coy behavior womissing.
Anyone can womiss-
The words mansplain and womiss are essentially opposites; the former claims ignorable excessive explanation while the latter highlights deceptive demands. Additionally; mansplain is misandrist while womiss is egalitarian.
Womissing is easily observed in many social settings and normally employed by someone with power against someone of a lower social dynamic. High levels of vanity, paired with stoking shame, is usually observed from the womisser. Fake modesty or claiming oneself modest or fair, while not objectively being so, makes excessive coy behavior womissing.
Anyone can womiss-
The words mansplain and womiss are essentially opposites; the former claims ignorable excessive explanation while the latter highlights deceptive demands. Additionally; mansplain is misandrist while womiss is egalitarian.
Example One
"She womissed until everyone agreed that my idea was hers!"
-Beth, upset a queen bee stole her hard work
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Example Two
W: "What do you mean?"
E: "I can explain it another way if you want."
W: "Don't mansplain!"
E: "I wouldn't have to, if you would stop womissing."
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Example Three
"Womissers are not attractive."
-Alpha
"She womissed until everyone agreed that my idea was hers!"
-Beth, upset a queen bee stole her hard work
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Example Two
W: "What do you mean?"
E: "I can explain it another way if you want."
W: "Don't mansplain!"
E: "I wouldn't have to, if you would stop womissing."
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Example Three
"Womissers are not attractive."
-Alpha
by anonymous May 7, 2021
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