black woman's kryptonite 

A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet

I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.

black woman's kryptonite by Bmos May 6, 2008

Beautiful Woman's Curse 

Can also be called B.W.C. for short
This pretty much describes what an extremely attractive girl has to go through because all the guys (and some girls---gross!) want to get with her even if they have no chance because they're a loser with no lifelong goals or decent personality or they're unattractive.
Plus, certain people don't even know whether or not they have a beautiful personality, but they simply just lust after them because they're so "hot."
In addition to that, people often hate on them because of the stereotype that "all cute girls are stuck-up" or other dumb stereotypes like "all cute girls are hoes and sleeping with everyone."

But, as we all know, their beauty can be a blessing and a curse, so most beautiful women roll their eyes and just laugh at the haters and losers that love or hate them. Beautiful women know they're attractive and so do their friends and family; most are very confident, but can be humble and down to earth. Beautiful women are often judged too quickly.

I think that the whole idea behind Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy" is based on the beautiful woman's curse. Brit can really relate to this!

Beautiful Woman's Curse by PrincessR November 26, 2009

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday 

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday by l@lal@ May 7, 2009

Woman's Breakfast 

AKA Sausage and egger

During intercourse, a man takes his penis – the sausage – and one testicle – the egg – and inserts them in the vagina simutaneously.

She was so hungry for my love I gave her a Woman's Breakfast

Woman's Breakfast by Chevalier De BelliBerry January 13, 2009

A Woman's dinner 

cock with a side of balls, this is the dinner that will satisfy any woman,

i gave my wife karen a woman's dinner last night

A Woman's dinner by xvideos is good April 18, 2020

woman's totoy 

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woman's totoy by anonymous March 14, 2021

Texas Woman's University 

A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!

Texas A&M Student:

"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."

Texas A&M alumni:

"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"

Texas A&M:

"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."

Texas A&M Student:

"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."

Texas Woman's University by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020